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Posted date: September 30 2011 - 13:15:14 GMT
some funnies
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want". The first nun says "I want to be Sophia Loren" and she's gone. The second says "I want to be Madonna" and she's gone. The third says "I want to be Sara Pipalini". St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men'!"
A better excuse….
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can`t outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says "Listen mister, I`ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I`ll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"
Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled?"
"No," she replies "it's just regular porn you sick bastard."
I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.
They asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
Posted date: August 19 2011 - 19:11:39 GMT
the one path....
Ever wonder what happened to that guy or girl you sparked with that one time? You know the one, the one you think has got away?
There's a new movie coming out, have read the book, and The (somewhat precious) premise of One Day is by now well-known: each section is a snapshot in the relationship between Emma Morley and Dexter Mayhew over twenty years, always catching up with them on the same day – July 15t, got to say its not that they meet up one day a year, they keep in touch, have holidays etc with each other & are best friends, but haven't realised the potential of what they had.
Also you could read part of it as that we all can F* up in our lives, and we can if we work at it with others that wish t help or realise ourselves that we can pull it about.
Had me thinking, what we view when we leave school at 16/ 18 or even when you leave college or uni do would we walk the same path now if you could go back?
That person you met, maybe just that once , who you are to scared to do anything about?
A job you didn't take as it meant moving away?
Would we live our lives differently, take a different fork in the road?
The book does go all mushy, after 20 years they do find each other as a couple, and wish they hadn't wasted time and I am not spoiling the end ( movie is out next week!) there is twist.
(ok if they've kept it in exactly how the book has it).
Do we ever regret some-things we've done but if we hadn't done that we might have not had something that's worthwhile in our lives?
Would we change thing?
I think I would, some paths I'd not have taken, that's for sure, what about you?
Posted date: August 18 2011 - 20:29:04 GMT
think
There is a Fringe Show on at St George's west , its called F* You.
Posted date: August 7 2011 - 14:16:06 GMT
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